Pattern Play
Pattern Play is your twice-weekly dose of Premier League chaos, comedy, and analysis. Hosted by Tim Geschwindt and a rotating squad of football-mad contributors – including Linde Sibanda, Chervon Chetty, Jude van Wyk, Matthew Mashiane, Balin Benissan, and Sal Abrahams – we bring you gameweek breakdowns, Fantasy Premier League rants, headlines worth debating, previews worth arguing over, and games worth losing friends over.
From Arsenal meltdowns to United delusions, Chelsea chaos to Liverpool false dawns, Pattern Play is your go-to football fix that’s fun, structured, and accessible – whether you're a casual fan or a tactics nerd. New episodes drop every Monday and Thursday evening. Come for the banter, stay for the insight.
Pattern Play
Episode 2 - Boom boom Mateta in the room
In episode two, we discuss the Community Shield win for Crystal Palace over Liverpool, and dive into the debate.
01:44 Community Shield Review: Liverpool vs Crystal Palace
02:55 Analyzing Crystal Palace's Tactics
12:53 Debating the Handball Controversy
24:00 Chelsea looking good vs Milan
33:53 Baleba and Man Utd
36:08 Arsenal victory over Athletic Club
39:09 Rating the biggest transfers of the summer
53:35 Guess the Player Game
56:37 Chant of the Week and Closing Remarks
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