Pattern Play
Pattern Play is your twice-weekly dose of Premier League chaos, comedy, and analysis. Hosted by Tim Geschwindt and a rotating squad of football-mad contributors – including Linde Sibanda, Chervon Chetty, Jude van Wyk, Matthew Mashiane, Balin Benissan, and Sal Abrahams – we bring you gameweek breakdowns, Fantasy Premier League rants, headlines worth debating, previews worth arguing over, and games worth losing friends over.
From Arsenal meltdowns to United delusions, Chelsea chaos to Liverpool false dawns, Pattern Play is your go-to football fix that’s fun, structured, and accessible – whether you're a casual fan or a tactics nerd. New episodes drop every Monday and Thursday evening. Come for the banter, stay for the insight.
Episodes
20 episodes
Episode 19 - Chris forest debut ahead of HUGE Man City vs Liverpool game!
Join us for an emotional and fun 19th episode of the Pattern Play podcast as we dedicate this week's discussion to Von's cousin, Sumeshni. We also introduce a new face, Chris, a die-hard Liverpool fan and comedian. This week, we dive into stock...
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Episode 18 - From the Bottom to the Top: Promoted Teams Shine, Giants Stumble
Join Tim, Balin, and Jude for a jam-packed episode of Pattern Play! This week, the crew dives into the wild swings of the Premier League: Manchester United’s resurgence, Chelsea’s ongoing struggles, Liverpool’s tactical woes, and the surprising...
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Episode 18
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40:23
Episode 17 - English Clubs Run Riot in the Champion's League Ahead of a Big Weekend
Join Tim, Linde, and Jude as they break down a wild week in European football! From Chelsea’s teenage goal-scorers to Arsenal’s statement win, the crew covers all the Champions League drama, Premier League predictions, and Fantasy Premier Leagu...
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Episode 17
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39:19
Episode 16 - Liverpool Lose Again as Their Rivals Coast
Welcome back to the Pattern Play Podcast! After a brief hiatus for the international break, the crew returns to break down all the latest action in club football. From stocks rising and falling to in-depth analysis of the Premier League’s bigge...
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Episode 16
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59:24
Episode 15 - Blue Triumph: Chelsea Outplays Liverpool in a Statement Win
Episode 15 – Blue Triumph: Chelsea Outplays Liverpool in a Statement WinThis week on Pattern Play, Tim, Jude, and Chervon break down a dramatic Premier League weekend! From stocks rising and falling to Chelsea’s statement win over...
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Episode 15
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45:25
Episode 14 - Crucial GW7 ahead for the Premier League title race
Welcome to episode 14 of the Pattern Play podcast! This time, Lindz and Jude chat stocks rising and falling, highlighting Sunderland's potential and Liverpool's glaring issues. Lindz and Jude discuss their thoughts on Chelsea's current state an...
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Episode 14
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37:38
Episode 13 - Late winners, Referees, Amorim, Wirtz in our GW6 roundup!
Pattern Play Podcast Ep. 13: Liverpool's Late Drama, VAR Controversies & Arsenal's Tactical ShiftsWelcome to episode 13 of the Pattern Play podcast! This week, we dive into the buzz around Liverpool's late-game drama and how it set ...
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Episode 13
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Episode 12 - Liverpool swat Everton aside, Arsenal & Chelsea struggle
In Episode 12 of the Pattern Play Podcast, the panel—featuring fans of Chelsea, Manchester United, Liverpool, and Arsenal—dives into a weekend full of highs and lows. 00:29 Stocks Rising04:38 Stocks Falling09:35 Liverpool's...
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Episode 12
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46:21
Episode 11 - Champions League kicks off & big Premier League GW5!
In this episode, we dive into a brilliant kick off to the Champions League football - discussing rising and falling stocks. Join Linde, Mash, and Jude as they debate their investment in teams like Chelsea, Marseille, Liverpool, and Dortmund. Pl...
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Episode 11
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40:41
Episode 10 - Amorim Out? Lucky Liverpool? Chelsea Choke?
Welcome to Episode 10 of the Pattern Play Podcast! Arsenal, Amorim, Bournemouth, and more in stocks rising and falling. Balin, Von, and Linde discuss Liverpools win over Burnley in late drama, Chelsea's failure to beat Brentford, and Man Utd's ...
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Episode 10
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45:57
Episode 9 - Breaks, Battles & Blues: International Recap, Manchester Derby, and Chelsea’s Charges
🎙️Episode 9: Premier League Week 4 Preview & Chelsea ControversiesFootball is back and so are we..In this episode of the Pattern Play podcast, Tim, Jude and Mash discuss the latest happenings in football. They introduce a new...
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Episode 9
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49:00
Episode 8 - Liverpool lead after a weekend of shocks
Pattern Play Podcast – Episode 8: Premier League Roundup, Transfer Drama & VAR ControversiesJoin us as we review game week three of the Premier League. Hosts Tim, Sal, Balin, and Chervon debate their 'stocks rising' and 'stocks fall...
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Episode 8
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54:17
Episode 7 - Arsenal at Anfield, Atmosphere & Amorim's Antics
Pattern Play Podcast – Episode 7: Arsenal at Anfield, Atmosphere & Amorim's AnticsThe crew dives into a massive Premier League weekend—debating Arsenal’s chances at Anfield, dissecting Manchester United’s ongoing struggles, an...
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Episode 7
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1:12:01
Episode 6 - Big Winners & Losers from GW2!
Big Winners & Losers from GW2 | Pattern Play PodcastJoin the crew as we break down all the drama, surprises, and standout moments from Gameweek 2! From rising stars to falling giants, we cover it all—plus, the classic “Who Am I...
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Episode 6
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1:13:26
Episode 5 - Eze, Isak & GW2 Preview
Episode 5 – Eze, Isak and GW2 PreviewIn this episode of the Pattern Play podcast, the crew dives into the latest transfer drama, including Eze’s move, Isak’s transfer saga, and a full preview of Gameweek 2 in the Premier League. T...
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Episode 5
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1:10:43
Episode 4 - Liverpool Emotion, City Explosion
In this lively episode, host Tim is joined by Chervon, Jude, and new host Mash for a passionate roundtable on the opening week of the Premier League. The crew delivers their hottest takes, debates controversial moments, and reviews the weekend’...
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Episode 4
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57:15
Episode 3 - Season Preview
🎙️ Pattern Play Podcast – Episode 3: Season PreviewGet ready for a jam-packed season preview! The crew welcomes new hosts, dishes out bold hot takes, and debates the fate of the Premier League’s biggest clubs. From Manchester Unit...
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Episode 3
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1:23:06
Episode 2 - Boom boom Mateta in the room
In episode two, we discuss the Community Shield win for Crystal Palace over Liverpool, and dive into the debate.01:44 Community Shield Review: Liverpool vs Crystal Palace02:55 Analyzing Crystal Palace's Tactics12:53 Debatin...
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Episode 2
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1:00:20
Episode 1 - Kick off!
It's kick off! In the first episode we discuss the upcoming Community Shield match up between Palace and Liverpool, have an early look at our FPL teams and introduce the Pattern Play FPL prize league, and play a game of the week. Join us for th...
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Episode 1
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57:43
Episode 0 - Welcome to Pattern Play
Welcome to Pattern Play! Pattern Play is your twice-weekly hit of Premier League drama, laughs, and proper football talk. Hosted by Tim Geschwindt and a rotating squad of comedians, tacticians, and die-hard fans from Jozi to London,...
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