Pattern Play
Pattern Play is your twice-weekly dose of Premier League chaos, comedy, and analysis. Hosted by Tim Geschwindt and a rotating squad of football-mad contributors – including Linde Sibanda, Chervon Chetty, Jude van Wyk, Matthew Mashiane, Balin Benissan, and Sal Abrahams – we bring you gameweek breakdowns, Fantasy Premier League rants, headlines worth debating, previews worth arguing over, and games worth losing friends over.
From Arsenal meltdowns to United delusions, Chelsea chaos to Liverpool false dawns, Pattern Play is your go-to football fix that’s fun, structured, and accessible – whether you're a casual fan or a tactics nerd. New episodes drop every Monday and Thursday evening. Come for the banter, stay for the insight.
Pattern Play
Episode 15 - Blue Triumph: Chelsea Outplays Liverpool in a Statement Win
Episode 15 – Blue Triumph: Chelsea Outplays Liverpool in a Statement Win
This week on Pattern Play, Tim, Jude, and Chervon break down a dramatic Premier League weekend! From stocks rising and falling to Chelsea’s statement win over Liverpool, Arsenal’s steady climb, and the chaos in the mid-table, the crew covers it all—with plenty of banter and sharp analysis.
Notable Timestamps:
- 0:12 – Intro & “Stocks Rising” segment: Who’s hot this week?
- 04:46 – “Stocks Falling”: Fan behavior, Nottingham Forest woes, and Liverpool’s struggles
- 11:19 – Arsenal’s win, injury worries, and defensive solidity
- 17:39 – Chelsea vs. Liverpool: Full breakdown, what went wrong for Liverpool, and what went right for Chelsea
- 30:04 – Penalty controversies, VAR, and the new “green card” experiment
- 33:17 – Man City’s relentless form and Haaland’s goal-scoring streak
- 35:34 – Newcastle’s “saucy” penalty, Everton’s resurgence, and social media banter
- 39:19 – Bournemouth’s rise, Fulham’s struggles, and the mid-table shakeup
- 43:45 – Closing thoughts, clean sheets, and looking ahead to the international break
Whether you’re a Chelsea fan celebrating, a Liverpool supporter regrouping, or just love Premier League drama, this episode has something for you!
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