Pattern Play
Pattern Play is your twice-weekly dose of Premier League chaos, comedy, and analysis. Hosted by Tim Geschwindt and a rotating squad of football-mad contributors – including Linde Sibanda, Chervon Chetty, Jude van Wyk, Matthew Mashiane, Balin Benissan, and Sal Abrahams – we bring you gameweek breakdowns, Fantasy Premier League rants, headlines worth debating, previews worth arguing over, and games worth losing friends over.
From Arsenal meltdowns to United delusions, Chelsea chaos to Liverpool false dawns, Pattern Play is your go-to football fix that’s fun, structured, and accessible – whether you're a casual fan or a tactics nerd. New episodes drop every Monday and Thursday evening. Come for the banter, stay for the insight.
Pattern Play
Episode 17 - English Clubs Run Riot in the Champion's League Ahead of a Big Weekend
Join Tim, Linde, and Jude as they break down a wild week in European football! From Chelsea’s teenage goal-scorers to Arsenal’s statement win, the crew covers all the Champions League drama, Premier League predictions, and Fantasy Premier League dilemmas. Expect plenty of banter, bold takes, and a few classic football debates.
Timestamps:
- 0:00 – Intro & catching up with the hosts
- 0:50 – Chelsea’s 5-1 demolition of Ajax: teenage scorers & key moments
- 2:20 – The fall of Ajax and the state of European giants
- 4:42 – Arsenal’s big win, defensive solidity, and Champions League chances
- 7:32 – Liverpool’s form, Frankfurt analysis, and FPL frustrations
- 12:44 – Haaland’s scoring streak & Man City’s dominance
- 13:28 – Premier League weekend preview: Villa vs City, Arsenal vs Palace, and more
- 21:01 – Brighton’s giant-killing, Man United’s unpredictability
- 22:54 – Chelsea vs Sunderland: bogey teams and tactical talk
- 26:04 – Liverpool vs Brentford, Newcastle vs Fulham, and other fixtures
- 34:50 – FPL captain picks, betting chat, and closing banter
- 37:21 – Game of the week: football trivia and classic player mix-ups
Whether you’re here for the analysis, the laughs, or the FPL tips, this episode has you covered!
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