Pattern Play
Pattern Play is your twice-weekly dose of Premier League chaos, comedy, and analysis. Hosted by Tim Geschwindt and a rotating squad of football-mad contributors – including Linde Sibanda, Chervon Chetty, Jude van Wyk, Matthew Mashiane, Balin Benissan, and Sal Abrahams – we bring you gameweek breakdowns, Fantasy Premier League rants, headlines worth debating, previews worth arguing over, and games worth losing friends over.
From Arsenal meltdowns to United delusions, Chelsea chaos to Liverpool false dawns, Pattern Play is your go-to football fix that’s fun, structured, and accessible – whether you're a casual fan or a tactics nerd. New episodes drop every Monday and Thursday evening. Come for the banter, stay for the insight.
Pattern Play
Episode 3 - Season Preview
🎙️ Pattern Play Podcast – Episode 3: Season Preview
Get ready for a jam-packed season preview! The crew welcomes new hosts, dishes out bold hot takes, and debates the fate of the Premier League’s biggest clubs. From Manchester United optimism to Chelsea’s title hopes, and Arsenal’s pressure to Liverpool’s big changes—no stone is left unturned. Plus, don’t miss the “Game of the Week” and our FPL league shoutout!
Notable Timestamps:
00:51 – Welcome & New Hosts Introduced
04:15 – Hot Takes: United to Beat Arsenal?
09:40 – Amad Diallo for Ballon d’Or?!
16:29 – Cole Palmer: Player of the Season?
25:25 – Big Six Season Predictions Begin, kicking of with Spurs
34:06 – Manchester United: Make or Break?
44:19 - City: Defence Issues & Title Hopes
50:00 – Chelsea’s Ambitions & Squad Depth
56:40 – Liverpool’s Overhaul: Title or Trouble?
1:08:33 – Arsenal’s Pressure & Expectations
1:18:12 – Game of the Week: Guess the Player
1:21:25 - Chant of the Week
1:22:57 – Closing & FPL League Details
Tune in for laughs, debates, and the ultimate season preview!
Special shout out to @junjacreates on TikTok for letting us use his epic edit for our intro this week.
Amad Diallo chant edit courtesy of @allthingsunited82, also on TikTok.
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