Pattern Play
Pattern Play is your twice-weekly dose of Premier League chaos, comedy, and analysis. Hosted by Tim Geschwindt and a rotating squad of football-mad contributors – including Linde Sibanda, Chervon Chetty, Jude van Wyk, Matthew Mashiane, Balin Benissan, and Sal Abrahams – we bring you gameweek breakdowns, Fantasy Premier League rants, headlines worth debating, previews worth arguing over, and games worth losing friends over.
From Arsenal meltdowns to United delusions, Chelsea chaos to Liverpool false dawns, Pattern Play is your go-to football fix that’s fun, structured, and accessible – whether you're a casual fan or a tactics nerd. New episodes drop every Monday and Thursday evening. Come for the banter, stay for the insight.
Pattern Play
Episode 4 - Liverpool Emotion, City Explosion
In this lively episode, host Tim is joined by Chervon, Jude, and new host Mash for a passionate roundtable on the opening week of the Premier League. The crew delivers their hottest takes, debates controversial moments, and reviews the weekend’s biggest matches, including Arsenal vs. Manchester United, City’s statement win, and Liverpool’s emotional rollercoaster. The episode also features the “Stocks Rising & Falling” segment, a Fantasy Premier League check-in, and a fun “Who Am I?” football quiz.
Notable Timestamps:
- 00:12 – Introduction of the hosts and new host Mash
- 02:54 – The “Hot Take” segment begins
- 07:47 – Transition to the weekend’s match reviews
- 08:44 – Arsenal vs. Manchester United: Panel discussion and debate on the match, VAR, and goalkeeping controversies
- 22:15 – Manchester City’s statement win: Are they back to their best?
- 27:20 – Emotional tributes and fan displays across the league
- 29:20 – Liverpool vs. Bournemouth: Chervon’s emotional recap, discussion of racism in football, and Salah’s record
- 36:00 – “Stocks Rising & Falling” segment: Who impressed, who disappointed, and which clubs are in trouble?
- 46:40 – Fantasy Premier League check-in: The AI vs. human battle, early regrets, and transfer strategies
- 53:45 – “Who Am I?” football quiz: Can anyone beat Jude?
- 58:00 – Closing thoughts and “Chant of the Week”
This episode is packed with insight, banter, and plenty of Premier League passion—perfect for fans looking to relive the highs and lows of the opening weekend!
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